Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.
Rappers with puppies.
GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST
SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE
WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT
Also!!!!! I learned that my coworkers thought my friend and I were actually going on real dates every Tuesday and thought it was cute as shit. I’m ducking tickled.